Well, I know this one's old but still one of the funniest phone stories I've ever heard. O'reilly obviously got a kick out of it too. His giggle is the last thing on the cut. Go watch the news broadcast at ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2icDEvE5jM . What a trip, ha?

Now, this one goes an entire step further. This poor guy is convinced he's going to be tried for murder or something. I imagine that he chose a different line of employment after this call. Listen here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8 . Just a formality? Oh my!!!

You can have some real fun of your own with those pesty telemarketers if you want. Choose the type of sales pitch they're pushing and find the perfect response. http://funwithtelemarketers.com/ . When you've used these hilarious comments, the site owner would appreciate your rating. ;)

And as for the Publicity Hound, I don't know for sure but I think she might have missed this one. This is advertising at it's weirdest. http://www.1800autopsy.com/article.html?Id=202 . That is too funny to be serious.

Here's some great recordings in audio download format which you can use to put on your answering machines or voicemail

http://www.answeringmachine.co.uk/downloads.html . Some of them had me in stitches.

If you intend to record your phone conversations, you need to know the laws regarding this action. Not to endorse any other site or suggest that the documentation is correct but it's a good place to start anyway...

http://www.phonelosers.org/article/recording_telephone_calls/

Know someone that deserves the Cell Phone Junky award? Open this site and insert their name for a free award certificate.

http://awardwinner.com/CellPhoneJunky.html

Not a problem at all if you know where to go for help.

Ever have a date that was so bad, you just wanted to tell the person to never call you again but you simply didn't have the nerve to say it. Try this. Give them a number to the Rejection Line instead of your home phone. I called this one just to make sure it wasn't disconnected. It's still working just fine and you will be too after someone else does your dirty work.